Figures and Collectables

EWM82 is dedicated to making products that we are personally fans of. We enjoy making things we love while also adding our own personal flare. Fan made products and more for people like you! We hope you enjoy our products as much as we enjoy making them!

Pick Of Destiny

One pick to ROCK THEM ALL!

BEWARE:
Once I started using this pick, I immediately rocked my face off of my face.

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Golden Companion Cube

I LOVE GOOOOLD!!!

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Companion Cube Wooden Theme

Area and state regulations do not allow the Companion Cube to remain here, alone and companionless. Now you can take your own with you. This Companion Cube Charm was leftover from the Aperture Science primitive primate testing facility.

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Invaders of Space Keychain

The Invaders of Space (aka Space Invaders) can now invade the space of your pocket …on a keychain.

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Companion Cube SNES Theme

Area and state regulations do not allow the Companion Cube to remain here, alone and companionless. Now you can take your own with you. This Companion Cube Charm also makes a great gift for SNES fans too…are you still there?

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Companion Cube Fire Theme

Area and state regulations do not allow the Companion Cube to remain here, alone and companionless. Now you can take your own with you. This Companion Cube Charm is HOTT LAVA!

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Companion Cube I’m Batman Theme

I’m BATMAN!…and a Companion Cube. Gotham City regulations do not allow the Companion Cube to remain here, alone and companionless. Now you can take your own with you to fight crime. This Batman Companion Cube Charm will fit perfectly on your utility belt.

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Cute Companion Cube Charm

Area and state regulations do not allow the Companion Cube to remain here, alone and companionless. Now you can take your own with you. This Companion Cube Charm makes a great gift for your little princess or that special someone.

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Companion Cube Formal Tux Theme

Area and state regulations do not allow the Companion Cube to remain here, alone and companionless. Now you can take your own with you to any formal occasion. This Companion Cube Charm also makes a great wedding or anniversary gift.

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His Royal Highness Companion Cube

All hail the Companion Cube!

Introducing His Royal Highness the Companion Cube Charm…which can also be referenced as the Pimp Companion Cube or Crown Royal Companion Cube depending on your theme taste.

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Ex-Companion Cube Charm

Area and state regulations do not allow the Companion Cube to remain here, alone and companionless. Now you can take your own with you. The Companion Cube Charm also makes a great Anti-Valentine’s Day gift.

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Companion Cube Silver & Gold Theme

Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver, the other is gold. Area and state regulations do not allow the Companion Cube to remain here, alone and companionless. This Companion Cube Charm is both Silver & Gold, so why wouldn’t you want to take your own with you.

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Companion Cube Superman Theme

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No… It’s the Superman Companion Cube. Area and state regulations do not allow the Companion Cube to remain here, alone and companionless. Now you can take your own with you to save the day!

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Companion Cube Xbox Theme

Area and state regulations do not allow the Companion Cube to remain here, alone and companionless. Now you can take your own with you. This Companion Cube Charm also makes a great gift for Xbox fans too…are you still there?

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Companion Cube Jax Jags Theme

Companion Cube Charm sporting the Jacksonville Jaguars team colors.

Not a Jaguars or Football fan? No Problem!
Request your custom team colors here.

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Nuclear Tested Companion Cube

This Companion Cube Glows In The Dark!!

Area and state regulations do not allow the Companion Cube to remain here, alone and companionless. Now you can take your own with you.

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Clown Companion Cube

Circus regulations do not allow the Clown Companion Cube to remain here, alone and companionless.

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Companion Cube Charm

Area and state regulations do not allow the Companion Cube to remain here, alone and companionless. Now you can take your own with you. The Companion Cube Charm also makes a great Valentine’s Day gift.

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Weighted Companion Cube Charm

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Companion Cube NES Theme

Area and state regulations do not allow the Companion Cube to remain here, alone and companionless. Now you can take your own with you. This Companion Cube Charm also makes a great gift for NES fans too…are you still there?

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Companion Cube Iron Man Theme

Area and state regulations do not allow the Companion Cube to remain in the hands of Tony Stark. Now you can take your own with you. This Iron Man Companion Cube Charm is not an actual Iron Man suit.

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Holiday Companion Cube Ornament

North Pole regulations do not allow the Holiday Companion Cube Ornament to remain here, alone and companionless in the cold.

Now you can take your own with you and hang it on your festive dead tree.

The Holiday Companion Cube Ornament makes a great Holiday gift for any Portal fan.

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Cthulhu Chibi Pocket Pet

Cthulhu has finally returned to fit in the palm of your hand in chibi form!

Cthulhu Chibi Pocket Pet does not actually affect your sanity.

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Approximate Size: 2.5 inches Top to Bottom, 1.25 inches Front to Back, 1 inch Side to Side

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Companion Cube Vintage Batman Theme

Holy Batman Companion Cube, …Batman! Gotham City regulations do not allow the Companion Cube to remain here, alone and companionless.

Now you can take your own with you to fight crime. This Batman Companion Cube Charm does not actually help or assist with fighting crime. POW! ZLONK! FLRBBBB!

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Companion Cube Keepsake Box

Companion Cube Keepsake Box with KeychainArea and state regulations do not allow the Companion Cube Keepsake Box to remain here, alone and companionless. Now you can take your own with you. The Companion Cube Keepsake Box makes a great gift for any Portal fan.

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Approximate Size: 1.5 inch box: appx 1.25 inch interior

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I Can’t Believe It’s Not Buddha

Raise to the sun for zen moments.

Also works great at your cubicle held in front of a computer monitor for those inspirational work ideas.

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White Rabbit Companion Cube Charm

Wonderland regulations do not allow the White Rabbit Companion Cube to remain here, alone and companionless. Now you can take your own with you to your very important date!

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Simply Pugly

What if a pug’s wrinkles had a personality of it’s own? I think that would be just be Simply Pugly 😉

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Approximate Size: 4 inches Top to Bottom, 3 inches Front to Back, 2.75 inches Side to Side

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Tardis Mini Frames

Tardis Mini FramesA Tardis usually travels by de-materializing in one spot, traversing the time vortex, and then re-materializing at its destination, without physically traveling through the intervening space.

However, this Tardis is quantum time locked inside a 3×4 mini frame. Your choice of Dark Frame, Gold Frame, or Silver Frame.

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Cathulhu – Pet To Cthulhu

Cathulhu does not actually affect your sanity, but does want you to purchase it MEOW!

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Approximate Size: 1.5 inches Top to Bottom, 4.5 inch Tentacle Base

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Royal Hylian Crest

This royal crest is a symbol that appears throughout the land of Hyrule in many games within The Legend of Zelda series.

The Triforce sits atop a Loftwing bird and is made of three smaller triangles known as:
* The Triforce of Power
* The Triforce of Wisdom and
* The Triforce of Courage

Great as a book shelf or fireplace mantlepiece decoration.

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Brain Slug Hair Clip

Brain Slug is to be placed on your head of your own free will.
WARNING:
Do not drop –
It’s cold down there on the floor.

Attached at the bottom, your choice of flat hair clip or hat pin.

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Approximate Size: 2.75 inches Top to Bottom, 3.5 Tentacle Base

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SMB Bob-omb

If you see this guy flashing, do not stand near its proximity.

Side Note: DOES NOT actually flash or explode.

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Approximate Size: 2.75 inches Top to Bottom, 2.5 inches Front to Back, 1.75 inches Side to Side

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The Police Box

A Tardis usually travels by de-materializing in one spot, traversing the time vortex, and then re-materializing at its destination, without physically traveling through the intervening space. However, this one is somehow quantum locked for your enjoyment.

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The base and center of the figure is hallow making this a dandy wine topper or just as a standalone figure. Approximate Size: 2.5 inch square base, 3.75 inches tall

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Cyberman Skull

Cyberman Skulls equipped with every emotion all but deleted from their minds.

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Weighted Companion Cube Angel Wings Necklace

Not in cruelty, not in wrath, The Reaper came today
An angel visited this gray path, And took the cube away
~Satire of “The Reaper and the Flowers” by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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Approximate Size: 22 inch Chain Length (with wings), 1 inch Companion Cube Charm

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Tardis Shadow Box

A Tardis usually travels by de-materializing in one spot, traversing the time vortex, and then re-materializing at its destination, without physically traveling through the intervening space.

However, this Tardis is quantum time locked inside a shadow box.

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Black Shadow Box Approximate Size: 5×7 inch Shadow Box Frame, Almost 3 inches deep When I look at the background of the shadow box, it makes me think of Amelia Pond’s old house.

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Noh Oni Mask Shadow Box – 1 of 6 Limited Edition

Oni (鬼) are creatures from Japanese folklore, variously translated as demons, devils, ogres or trolls. They are popular characters in Japanese art, literature and theater.

The Hannya (般若) mask is a mask used in Japanese Noh theater, and portrays the souls of women who have become demons due to obsession or jealousy.

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Black Shadow Box Approximate Size: 5×7 inch Shadow Box Frame, Almost 3 inches deep

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Steampunk Bob-omb – Limited Edition

AN EWM82 UNIQUELY SUPER-RARE EXCLUSIVE:

This Steampunk Bob-omb is 1 of a kind!

If you see this guy flashing, do not stand near its proximity.
Side Note: DOES NOT actually flash or explode.

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Approximate Size: 2.75 inches Top to Bottom, 2.5 inches Front to Back, 1.75 inches Side to Side

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Tardis Shadow Box Custom Frame

AN EWM82 UNIQUELY SUPER-RARE EXCLUSIVE:

The Tardis Shadow Box Custom Frame is 1 of a kind…literally!
Seriously, we won’t be making another one of these!

A Tardis usually travels by de-materializing in one spot, traversing the time vortex, and then re-materializing at its destination, without physically traveling through the intervening space.

However, this Tardis is quantum time locked inside a glassless shadow box.

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This Tardis (simply called “The Tardis”) was custom made to our creative specifications: * The Tardis extends out of the back of the frame creating shadow box depth. * The black back mat shines to reflect the swirls from different angles. * Each layer of matting is floated above the next to create additional depth. * The blue mat is crushed (that’s right!) crushed velvet with a white beveled edge * The custom built frame is one of a kind! The frame itself has 2 layers of beveling. The ‘silver’ looking small bevel is silver due to the angle the light is hitting it at. The thick outer layer of the frame has a silvery blue tinge giving it that “something borrowed, something blue” weathered look.

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