Robot Pirate Zombie Ninja Shirt

The Epic Battle:
Who would win in a fight between a Robot, a Pirate, a Zombie, and a Ninja?

I took this one step further and made a Robot Pirate Zombie Ninja, which I assume would be the victor.

Based on his name, he must have started out as a Robot Pirate who died (making it a ghost pirate, hence the hat) and was brought back as a Zombie by a Ninja Clan...who then taught him the Secret Ninja Arts.